You've reached the Bitter Swill Virtual Online Coffee House. It's perfect for introverts or people who don't want to socialize. In fact, nothing will happen here. It doesn't open, nor close.
We're Kosher, Halal, Vegan, Nongluten, Pet Friendly, welcoming to all entities. That's because this coffee house doesn't really exist. There's no need to post comments. We simply won't discuss them, nor allow any insults whatsoever. Feel free to stay as long as you like or never return.
Why procrastinate? Just stay home with your French pressed Italian roast and comfort movies. That's what we're doing.
Have a (choose one): [nice, awesome, dreadful, mediocre] day.
If this virtual coffee house expands, we may open up Cafe' Meh, where you might as well not have any expectations.
We'll ambivalently thank you for dropping by.
This site was sponsored by the Society for Acerbic Sardonic Silliness (SASS).